Saturday, April 12, 2014

Fisherman find adult toy in cod's stomach

Photo: Anders Hagen
The fisherman was gutting a large cod he'd caught, when he felt a big lump in its belly. As he cut in, he first found two semi-digested herrings. Then he pulled out a hefty orange vibrator.

His theory is that the cod, which weighed upwards of five kilograms, mistook the vibrator for a tasty cephalopod. Fish eat all kinds of different things, and the dildo looks like what the fish eat.

We have a kind of multi-coloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it." The machine, which still had a small motor at one end, maybee have been tossed off a boat, perhaps by "a frustrated woman on a cruise" in the Barents Sea.
The chances of winning the lottery are probably greater.